Two Words: Harry Bliss

I actually found this a few months ago and have kept it on my office wall. I found it so funny, I had to share it.

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Two Words: Friends Reunion

A group of 40 years old buddies discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner.  Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the waitress's there have low cut blouses and are pretty.

10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group once again discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food there is very good and the wine selection is good also.

10 years later at 60 years of age, the group once again discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they can eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant had a beautiful view of the ocean.

10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group once again discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the restaurant is wheel chair accessible and they even have an elevator.

10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group once again discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant  because they have never been there before.

(With thanks to my friend Roy Block who sent it to me)
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Two Words: I Forgot

From my friend Roy Block, a great video on aging. Very humorous.

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Two Words: Getting Older

If you're getting older (who isn't) and forget things, you'll really appreciate this song and video from Tom Rush. It was sent to me by the same guy who sent me the video about the "human rain" concert (which you can find at http://www.twowordsmagazineblog.com/two-words-human-rain or by scrolling down the page) Funny. Worth the three minutes to watch it. Pass it on.
 

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