Two Words: Balancing Act
I don't know if this was real or not, but it's way cool.
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Nov 19
Nov 10
Two Words: Latest Newsletter
My latest newsletter is out with a special guest column by Dr. Michelle May, author of "Eat What You Love, Love What You Eat." Check it out at http://archive.constantcontact.com/fs092/1100561709375/archive/1102813398642.html
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Nov 6
Two Words: Attitude Index
The latest analysis of the International Inspiration Index (The "I3") is now on line! How's your attitude? How is the general outlook of the people around you? What's in store? Find out http://longdistancemarketing.wordpress.com/2009/11/06/4th-analysis-of-the-international-inspiration-index-i3/ Please pass it along.Comments [0]
Nov 6
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Two Words: Talent Grace
I don't know where this is from but it's worth watching what she can do with her floor dancing and the ball.
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Nov 6
Two Words: Brilliant Campaign
If this isn't one of the most clever "viral" ad campaigns I have ever seen, I don't know what is. It is soooo worth checking out. Five stars! Bravo! Brilliant! Funny!
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Oct 29
Two Words: Funny Signs
Did I read that sign right?
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
In a Memphis department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office:
AFTER COFFEE BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE COFFEE POT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
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Oct 13
Two Words: Radio Show
I was just interviewed on www.parentingunpluggedradio.com. (You can download the interview at http://parentingunpluggedradio.com/2009/10/13/episode-37/ ) What fun! Thank you so much to Laura & Todd Mansfield.
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Oct 12
Two Words: Sweet Corn
This is too funny but it needs a little explanation. My son & I were driving on Highway 199 from Crescent City to Grants Pass, taking him to his new home in Portland. Shortly after crossing the Oregon border, we see this sign (which is the same on both sides). OK, it's obviously a misspelling of the words "Sweet Corn," which is being sold across the highway from this sign (with a correctly spelled sign). However, what I think makes this so funny is that I can imagine someone spending all this time and energy painting both sides of the sign (which he obviously did with care and attention to detail), then standing up to take a look at it, and suddenly realizing his error. Feeling embarrassed, tired, and somewhat stupid, he was not trying to decide whether or not to re-do the whole project, and decided "WTF. I'm not going to do it all over." And just posted the thing for all to see.
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Oct 8
Two Words: Portland Oregon
I'm moving my son Brandon to Portland, OR. It's a bittersweet trip; lots of time in the car on the way up here, but I'm driving home alone. However, after 5 1/2 years, he's moving in with his long term girlfriend. I went out to dinner with them; they're very excited. I'm so happy for them. It makes it worthwhile. They're a great couple.
As always, wherever I stay, I post a photo of the hotel. Here's the Radisson at the Portland Airport. Pretty nice.
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