Two Words: Parenting Failures

A friend of mine sent these to me from www.failblog.org It would be really funny if it wasn't so sad; maybe we ought to require a license to be a parent?
(BTW, a few of the images are a little racy.)

                       
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Two Words: Friends Reunion

A group of 40 years old buddies discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner.  Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the waitress's there have low cut blouses and are pretty.

10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group once again discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food there is very good and the wine selection is good also.

10 years later at 60 years of age, the group once again discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they can eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant had a beautiful view of the ocean.

10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group once again discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the restaurant is wheel chair accessible and they even have an elevator.

10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group once again discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant  because they have never been there before.

(With thanks to my friend Roy Block who sent it to me)
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Two Words: Attitude Index

How's your attitude? Where are we going? What's in store for us? Compare your view to others.

http://longdistancemarketing.wordpress.com/2010/01/20/6th-analysis-of-the-international-inspiration-index-i3/

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Two Words: Counting Points

Found this on-line. It's from 2008 but for those of us who go through this, it's relatable.

To see the orginal, go to www.sheldoncomics.com

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Two Words: Kennedy Johnson

I almost fell down when I saw this in a parking lot TODAY (in 2010), not in 1960. The bumper sticker is in better shape than the car it's on.

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Two Words: I Forgot

From my friend Roy Block, a great video on aging. Very humorous.

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Two Words: Getting Started

I've been invited to be on a conference call with two other experts! How cool is that!

We're going to talk about:

  • Resolutions
  • Motivation
  • Dieting

... and most importantly, what works! It's Sunday, January 3, 2010 at 11 AM. Find out more at www.ThisTimeIMeanIt.com

This video should give you a quick overview.  Pass it along please. It'll be fun - and helpful.

 

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Two Words: Christmas Can-Can

OK, maybe it's actually three words...

Nonetheless, it's a great video to watch. Enjoy.

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Two Words: Funny Card

Someone sent this to me. I find it hysterical.

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Two Words: Wild Ride

This looks like fun - albeit somewhat crazy.

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Scott “Q” Marcus, founder, publisher, and editor of Two Words magazine has a three-decade career in the media as a DJ, talk show host, Music Director, Program Director, Operations Director and later: sales manager, station manager, and general manager of various radio and TV stations. He also produces marketing seminars at www.HumboldtMarketingSeminar.com and is a sales and marketing consultant for the Northcoast Small Business Development Center.

Two Words magazine is associated with http://www.LongDistanceMarketing.com, his blog about all things marketing. The magazine is a creative, literary piece designed to uplift and inspire its readers. It is comprised of several articles, written by various people. Each issue is dedicated to a two-word theme (hence the clever title, huh?) If you would like to submit to Two Words magazine, please visit www.TwoWordsMagazine.com and read the submission standards.

Scott Q's Background:
In 1994, Scott lost 70 pounds and became a THINspirational Speaker (and recovering perfectionist). He now helps individuals and organizations overcome procrastination and perfectionism to be happier, healthier, and more productive. He is the past president of the Northern California chapter of the National Speakers Association, a Weight Watchers Diamond Leader, and a syndicated columnist with three books (at www.CompletelyInspired.com )

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Finally, although he has lost a great deal of weight and is a Weight Watchers leader, he is not a “food cop.” He will not watch what you eat if you do not watch what he eats. (Although he might be persuaded to do a seminar in your city in exchange for Chocolate or French Fries.)

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